The following is an actual conversation that took place in the streets of Dalaran. Much staring was had from both factions in the city, though that may be due to the fact that a Draenei and a Blood Elf could actually understand each other.
Xanthelei: What the..? Ok, what alt is taking up all of Eric’s time? We need to grind rep! Get into Heroics for gear! We need to get ready to RAID ULDUAR, for Elune’s sake!
Revn: Sorry Big Blue, Eric isn’t your player anymore.
And who the hell are you, noob?
Eric’s new main Hunter. Revn. The Achiever and money-maker. /flex
…A glorified bank alt?
NO! *I* am everything *you* fail to be. I am poised to gather all the achievements, including your precious Bloodsail Buccaneer title.
Ok, first? FS is raiding now. Serious raiding. Eric can’t spend any time on alts until the Sons of Hodir and Knights of the Ebon Blade love us – preferably the Kirin Tor too. Secondly, I have Feats of Strength you will never gain, therefor *I* am the Achieving toon. Now scurry back to your ruined city and, I’unno, make an exploding squirrel or something.
“First”, FS may be raiding, but it won’t be with you. 2100 DPS in a 25-man? Puh-leez, a Death Knight can do that in his sleep! Until Eric gets real internet, you are doomed to be a replacement-raider.
/Sputter
And second, sure, you have a flappy minipet and, what, a blue beer stein? Big whoop, everyone knows the only Feats that count are the ones you have to actually work for. Besides, you can’t even remember who you helped across Azeroth when you were a ickle blue squidface – making Loremaster all but impossible for you.
And Loremaster will be *so* much easier for you, amirite?
Everyquest. Every. Quest. No post-its, small notebooks, or killing of trees necessary to complete Loremaster. Just a few clicks and I’m ready to quest. Not that you’d have the commitment to actually get the title anyway…
And just what is THAT supposed to mean, pretty boy!?
Just thinking over the past failures of you and your race. Fleeing your home to Outlands, then fleeing Outlands when a few fel orcs started shaking their fists at you. Not to mention the epic crashing of that ship of yours.
It only crashed because YOUR Prince sabotaged it!
I said not to mention it.
Horde.
Ally.
Noob!
Space goat!
FOR THE ALLIANCE!
FOR THE HORDE!
